Delightful Dialogue: Dodgeball

White: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Peter: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

White: Yeah, you will take your chances.

Peter: I know. I just said that.

White: I know you just said that.

Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

White: Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

Peter: That's what I said.

White: That's what I'm saying to you.

Peter: All right.

White: Touché.

Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Screenwriter: Rawson Marshall Thurber