The Social Network Teases Us (5 minutes ago. Like this post. Poke)

Ok, so that Facebook movie we told you about is coming very soon!

This teaser has been released, and guess what? You won't actually get to see anything in it. That's probably because a dude sitting at a computer isn't the most thrilling visual. But you will hear Jesse Eisenberg's voice and some over-dramatic music, and that's about it.

"You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies." Ooooh! Well you don't get laid as a nerd unless you make 500 million dollars. BURN! Yeah, I totally went there.

The movie will be released in October.