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Ok Jason - WE GET IT - You likey da guns. Bang-bang-shoot-em-up-testosteeroney-small-pee-pee-complex. Honestly, can't this dude find some other role to show us some versatility. Ugh. I will now attempt to prove that Mr. Statham is seldomly seen without a gun.
While he's been in a slew of testosterone-packed flicks that I'm sure feature Jason tote-tote-totin' the pistolas, I found a few examples that show him with guns in the posters. Just in case the general movie watching public wasn't sure what kind of movie they were in for, these posters make sure the rest of the mostly males-who-also-have-small-pee-pees-and-feel-better-about-their-manhood-by-watching-other-small-pee-pee-guys-carry-guns-and-go-BANG-BANG- *inhale*- audience know that this movie is for them.
Exhibit A: The Transporter (2002)
Exhibit B: The Transporter 2 (2005)
Exhibit C: Revolver (2005)
*** Ohhhh Ray Liotta... shocked to see you there... scoff ***
Exhibit D: Crank (2006)
Exhibit E: War (2007)
Exhibit F: The Transporter 3 (2008)
Exhibit G: Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Exhibit H: The Expendables (2010)
Exhibit I: The Mechanic (2011)
3 comments:
Jason Statham is an action star and that's the reason people will see his movies. In the Name of the King was set in the middle ages, so you could watch that to see him without guns (although he probably has a sword).
he he, you girls are so funny, loved this post, Crank was so terrible it almost became good, but definately one of the biggest action stars today, damn handsome too.
Girls make sure you check this weeks posts at the Movie411, starting tommorrow its the award Buzz, I'm posting news about the awards and its contenders (ala you two) and you might even make the poster headline woop woop
myfilmviews - Haven't seen In the Name of the King, we'll have to check it out!
Dempsey - we're checking daily! LOL! Can't wait! you rock!
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