Friday, September 4, 2009

Delightful Dialogue: Man of the House

Ben Archer: [Ben has to choose an Indian name for Jack] How about... Squatting Dog?

Jack Sturgess: Squatting Dog? That's the best you could come up with?

Ben Archer: I had a dog once who had a terrible case of the squirts. He was my best friend in the whole world.

Jack Sturgess: Didn't you have any other pets?

Ben Archer: I had a squirrel named Numb Nuts.

Jack Sturgess: I think I'll take... Squatting Dog.

~ Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Chevy Chase in Man of the House (1995)

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