Reporter: Do you have any comments on the fat cell housing shortage?
Mayor Phlegmming: I'd like to announce we're beginning construction on a ... third chin!
Reporter: What about all the hair follicles recently laid off from the scalp?
Mayor Phlegmming: There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.
~ William Shatner as Mayor Phlegmming in Osmosis Jones (2001)
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