Friday, September 25, 2009

Delightful Dialogue: Osmosis Jones

Reporter: Do you have any comments on the fat cell housing shortage?

Mayor Phlegmming: I'd like to announce we're beginning construction on a ... third chin!

Reporter: What about all the hair follicles recently laid off from the scalp?

Mayor Phlegmming: There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.

~ William Shatner as Mayor Phlegmming in Osmosis Jones (2001)

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