Sunday, September 6, 2009

Memorable Monologue: Father of the Bride

"I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping off this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. George Banks is saying NO!"

~ Steve Martin as George Banks in Father of the Bride (1991)

2 comments:

A "cheery" disposition said...

haha great movie and great part of the movie!

Sassy Scribbles said...

^^ nice quote!!! I love this movie, I wanted to get married when I saw this but I was only 11! haha.

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