Dazzling Dance: Alexander

We sometimes wish we could jump into a time machine and travel back. Way back. Back into time.

We would dance around in silk smocks and wave our arms in a seductive manner, bend ourselves in half and jingle jangle the trinkets that would hang from our heads.

Then we remember that oral hygiene was non-existent and life expectancy was 30.

We'll just stick to flailing our arms in silk smocks in 2009.