Saturday, December 19, 2009

Delightful Dialogue: Beerfest

Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. They worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I'm so sorry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

~ Jay Chandrasekhar and Steve Lemme in Beerfest (2006)

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