Delightful Dialogue: Beverly Hills Ninja

Haru: The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.

Joey: That's pretty black, Man.

Haru: It is a black art, and I, Haru, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art... Blackest... Master.

~ Chris Farley and Chris Rock in Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)