Wednesday, February 2, 2011

An Ode to Kevin Smith

I lay in bed,
night after night,
Enthralled in each chapter
of your 'Boring Ass Life'

At one moment laughter,
another sorrow,
Wishing I could hang out
with you tomorrow

Your films are brilliant,
the banter so witty,
As characters chat
about dicks, farts and titties.

Your loveable characters
smoke so much pot,
It's hard to convince me
I really should not.

Your take on religion
Was fun, and yet smart,
You pissed people off,
But I thought it was art.

Protestors gathered
They made quite the group.
How are you offended
by brown rubber poop?

The View Askewniverse
is packed full of fun,
How I long to live in it
and meet everyone.

I'd head over to Mooby's
to grab me some grub,
Then see Dante and Randal
and buy me some gum.

I bought me a trenchcoat
To be just like you,
I hang out at the mall
Just for something to do.

One final thought
for the haters that hate,
You just don't get him,
But he's my hetero-lifemate.


Melanie's Randomness said...

I recently saw all the Kevin Smith's for the first time!!! He is awesome. Jay & silent Bob are my faves!! =)

Melanie's Randomness

Jen said...

It's funny that you posted this as I just watched Jersey Girl last night.

Dan said...

I'm a huge fan of Smith's early work - especially Mallrats - but I pray he never reads my review of Zack and Miri make a Porno:
...I don't think he'd approve.

Mr. Mike D. said...

I am so re-blogging this on 2/4/2011... make sure you check CCD tomorrow for a Cinema Obsessed guest spot!!!!!