Delightful Dialogue: Drowning Mona

Chief Wyatt Rash: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."

Mona Dearly: Yeah? Well life handed me a pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?

Phil Dearly: Make shit salad?

~ Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, and William Fichtner in Drowning Mona (2000)