Monday, May 10, 2010

Memorable Monologue: Turner and Hooch


These are the simple rules:

No barking
No growling
You will not lift your leg to anything in this house
This is not your room
No slobbering
No chewing
You will wear a flea collar
This is not your room
No begging for food
No sniffing of crotches
And you will not drink from my toilet
This is not your room

~ Tom Hanks as Det. Scott Turner in Turner and Hooch (1989)

3 comments:

The Masked Critic said...

Masked Critic never left. But Masked Critic is having difficulties with your website such as:

1) Rarely do my comments post. I mean, the comment from Splice post was the first one that actually worked in months. I just assume that you think I smell and don't want me stinking up the site.

2) I can only click one link. Example, say I wanted to read a comment left from this post, I could click it once. Then If I wanted to read a comment from another post, or go to older post and see what I've missed, I have to close the page, then open up a new window.

It's kind of annoying, but I do it. Because I love you.

Masked Critic is your most loyal fan.

Angie said...

We've been talking about your potential whereabouts for months now!

We don't think you stink. Not at all. Our hearts were broken slightly during your absence.

These difficulties are strange! I can't think why your comments wouldn't publish or what's going on with the links. Anyone else having this problem?

For making comments, we set up the pop-up window so you don't have to leave the page you're on, but published comments are embedded under the post if you just want to read.

If anyone's having issues, let us know and we'll try to fix it!

The Masked Critic said...

[i]"For making comments, we set up the pop-up window so you don't have to leave the page you're on, but published comments are embedded under the post if you just want to read."[/i]

Sorry, I ment If I want to read the comments left by the other hot Cin-Obbies, then I can only access one pop up.

Example, In order to read the comment you just left, I click on the link below the post and read it.

So far so good.

But If I would like to read/post a comment for another post, I have to exit the website, then open up a new internet window, and go to your site again, only then can I open the pop up.

If I don't exit the page, I get an error on page and my internet freezes.