Thursday, June 17, 2010

Memorable Monologue: Coneheads


"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar phase or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."

~ Dan Aykroyd as Beldar in Coneheads (1993)

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