Delightful Dialogue: Ghost World

Customer: Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?

Enid: ...Medium? Why sir, did you know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.

~ Brian Jacobs and Thora Birch in Ghost World (2001)