Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Eddie Cantrow: Hey, uh, do you think you could tell me where I could find Uncle Tito?
Tito: Yes. Uh, may I ask who's inquiring?
Eddie Cantrow: Yeah, my name's Eddie Cantrow and I'm a friend of a friend of his. I'm supposed to give him something.
Tito: I'm sorry to tell you this, but he no longer works here. He's actually in jail, serving six to ten years. He was caught having cock-fights. And I'm not speaking about the kind of rooster.
Eddie Cantrow: Oh.
Tito: Screw off! I'm joking, man! C'mon! I am Uncle Tito.
~ Ben Stiller and Carlos Mencia in The Heartbreak Kid (2007)