Men Who Stare At Goats

George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges, and Ewan McGregor. Need we say more?

But we will. Duh.

Men Who Stare At Goats is an upcoming comedy, based on a novel by Jon Ronson, about a reporter (McGregor) who discovers a secretive military unit that is developing and using psychic powers for military advancements. The 'goats' part comes from an operation that involves staring at goats to kill them with psychic powers alone.

Believe it or not, this is a true story. We're not putting money on it, but that's what we've been told! The military is up to some crazay shiz up in their secret bunkers.

Sumbliminal messages are slated to be included in many upcoming films to promote Men Who Stare At Goats. So when you show up at the theatre, you won't even know why you did.

Just kidding. The film's set for release in late 2009 or early 2010.