Monday, August 31, 2009

Action Hero Reunion! The Expendables!

Holy shmoley...

The Expendables, coming April 23, 2010, is about a group of highly trained, serious ass-kicking mercenaries sent to South America to overthrow a nasty dictator.

The movie had a $70 million budget, and here's why - they had to pay the actors...

Get ready to see:

Sylvester Stallone (writer & director)
Arnold Shwarzenegger
Jet Li
Jason Statham
Dolph Lundgren
Mickey Rourke
Steve Austin
Bruce Willis

Good lord, that's a lot of testosterone! Just READING the cast list made me wanna pump iron and talk about monster trucks.

Be prepared for lots of bullets, guns, explosions, chases, escapes, cursing, spitting, and rippling biceps.

We only have one problem with this movie... WHERE'S CHUCK NORRIS?

1 comment:

JRL said...

God i hope Stallone stays behind the camera!
This is a pretty muscular cast; just a band wagon of action stars. As much as this will clearly be a Male Action Adventure, i'm going to have to say that the ladies have no shortage of attention grabbers.

Oh and Chuck Norris.. well lets just say i'm thinking CAMEO!