Delightful Dialogue: Heartbreakers

Jack: Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Page: Wow! I've never heard that one before. You really blow me away with your creativity.
Jack: Well, I...
Page: "Well, I, uh..." Your recovery's even better! Do you even care at all who I am? I mean, I could be the Antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos, but unfortunately *those* are not the matters the male penis ponders. So please tell me, why did you walk all the way over here to ask to get me a drink?
Jack: Well, because... I'm the bartender.



~ Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jason Lee in Heartbreakers (2001)

Screenplay: Robert Dunn & Paul Guay