Delightful Dialogue: No Strings Attached

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?

Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

~ Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher in No Strings Attached (2011)

Quotable Quote: See No Evil, Hear No Evil

 "I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt."

~ Richard Pryor as Wallace 'Wally' Karue in See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Memorable Monologue: Step Brothers

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest-pubes down to my ball-fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."

~ John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

Delightful Dialogue: Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey: Who can tell me which part of the human body can enlarge a hundred times. You, miss?

Female Student: I'm sure I don't know. And you've no right to ask me such a question in a mixed class.

Alfred Kinsey: I was referring to the pupil in your eye, young lady. And I think I should tell you, you're in for a terrible disappointment.

~ Liam Neeson as Dr. Alfred Kinsey in Kinsey (2004)

Quotable Quote: The Other Guys

"Hope you like prison food... and penis."

~ Damon Wayans Jr. as Fosse in The Other Guys (2010)

Delicious Dinner: The Ugly Truth

Not safe for viewing at work. Not safe for virgin eyes. Mom, don't watch this clip.

Now that the disclaimer is outta the way, here one of the most interesting Delicious Dinners we've ever posted. We laughed superdoops hard at the drive-in when we first saw this chick-flick-flop.

Heigl's performance here rivals that of Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally (1989). In fact, the same line applies - "I'll have what she's having." Acually in the scene it's a dish called Ceviche. I wanna know what's in it too.

Quotable Quote: The Descent

"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus!"

~ Alex Reid as Beth in The Descent (2005) 

Scintillating Scene: 500 Days of Summer

I need to just get this out. This is one of the BEST movies I've seen in a long time. Maybe it's just me, but I can't believe more people aren't talking about this recent GEM!!

Here's a super adorable love scene... oh, no wait... this is the scene where the word 'penis' is screamed over and over. Fabulous.

If you haven't checked this movie out, please do so now. And make sure your ears are open for the experience as the story is accompanied by a fantastic soundtrack!

Sex Ed: Haley Joel Osment is Officially All Grown Up!

Haley Joel Osment has an upcoming comedy that caught my attention. We all know it's difficult for child actors to break free from the innocent image they maintain in their early acting years. So what do they do? They pick scandalous material to show the world they are adults and they know how to use their pee-pees.

Osment will play a recent college graduate hired to teach algebra. But through a series of wacky misadventures (crippling budget cuts), Osment's character ends up teaching a sex ed class. The only catch is that he's a virgin. Those who can't do, teach. Screen Junkies

Ok Joel. We're in. Let's see how your grown up self does with a plot like this. You might actually be really funny. Anyone else ready to see this once-cutie-patootie actor in an adult comedy?

We'll update you all once promo stuff comes out!

Quotable Quote: Continental Divide

"It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on."

~ John Belushi as Ernie Souchak in Continental Divide (1981)

Quotable Quote: Nine

"I'll be waiting for you, with my legs open."

~ Penélope Cruz as Carla in Nine (2009)

Quotable Quote: Sex and the City

"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you. Trust me, I've done the leg work."
 
~ Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones in Sex and the City (2008)

Tasty Tagline: Humpday

Some loves are meant to be.

This one, not so much.

Tasty Tagline: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

A poster for everyone who finds our movie title hard to swallow.

Delightful Dialogue: The Other Sister

Carla Tate: I wonder who thought up sex?

Daniel McMann: I think it was Madonna.

~ Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribisi in The Other Sister (1999)

Delightful Dialogue: I Love You, Man

Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.

Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.

Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.

Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.

~ Jane Curtin, Rashida Jones, Paul Rudd and J.K. Simmons in I Love You, Man (2009)

Audacious Auditions: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Time for a new Cin-Ob Segment! YEAAAHH! You heard right! It's been awhile since we've thrown something new into the mix, so here we go!

Audacious Auditions will feature some of the most hilarious, most memorable scenes of auditions, interviews, try-outs, etc. That might seem limited, but there's more than you might think! If you know of any scenes like this, LET US KNOW!

So first order of business... Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) gave us a very memorable string of auditions/interviews for well... a porno. Don't watch this at work, unless phrases like "work the shaft" are acceptable at your particular place of employment. And if they ARE, then you might relate to this clip more than other readers.

Magical Montage: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Beware... this montage is NOT for the faint of heart. Don't watch at work. Unless you make porn for a living. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In honour of this post, we thought we'd share our porn names with you all. Using the classic formula, our names are:

Angie - ChiChi Cattail
Chantale - Papi Jeanne D'Arc

Tantalizing Trivia: Superbad

Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka McLovin) was only 17 years old while filming Superbad (2007). By law, his mother had to be present during his sex scene.

Imagine how awkward it would have been to take direction knowing your mom was on set?

Director: Ok Christopher, now a little slower... that's it... now grin and say, "oh my god, it's in."

Tasty Tagline: Boogie Nights

Everyone has one special thing.