Spread... Ashton's a Gigolo

Well, that's one hell of a title for a movie about a gigolo.

Ashton Kutcher stars as a gigolo who gets everything in life for free. He enjoys the lavish lifestyles of his clients, and basically coasts along in life.

That is, of course, until he starts to fall in love with someone. While staying with a wealthy client, he meets a waitress and brings her to the beautiful home, which she mistakingly perceives as HIS.


Blah blah blah, romantic comedy boloney ensues, mistaken identities, yadda yadda.

No thanks, Ashton. The concept of you clinging to a rich, successful woman is all too familiar... why is that? Oh yeah, it's called YOUR REAL LIFE.

Close your legs, August 14th, 2009.