Tantalizing Trivia: Return of Scissorhands

Scott Frank, who wrote the screenplays for both Minority Report (2002) and Dead Again (1991), had characters in both films attempting/committing murder using a pair of scissors.

We hear Frank has completed the screenplay for Edward Scissorhands 2: Chop Chop Bitches.
Ok, ok, not true, but c'mon... that's funny, right?