Memorable Monologue: Party Monster

"If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely on the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Madonna. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It's nondescript, nonrecognizable, and everyone will think you're so cutting edge."

~ Seth Green as James St. James in Party Monster (2003)