Sunday, October 4, 2009

Delightful Dialogue: Osmosis Jones

Osmosis: We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?

Drix: OK, I get it. You were poor.

Osmosis: You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-on? Now that's poor!

Drix: OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!

Osmosis: Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.

Drix: Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.

Osmosis: Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?

Drix: NO!

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