Tantalizing Trivia: Team America - World Police

Trey Parker makes an actual cameo in Team America: World Police (2004).

"But Angie," you shout. "It's puppets! He couldn't possibly appear in the film!" Well sir, this be the truth. "But where, oh where doth Trey appear?" you ask.

Where else would this comic genius insert himself into his film? Into a puddle of puke (aka soup and beer mixture).

There's Trey, laying in the vom during the vertical shot. He's wearing a wig and the legs are fake to make him look like the puppet counterpart, but it's him fo sho.

Delightful Dialogue: Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

Bernadette: What's this?

Felicia: That, my darling, is my most treasured posession in the whole wide world.

Bernadette: What is it?

Felicia: Well, a few years ago I went on a pilgrimmage backstage to an ABBA concert, hoping to grab an audience with her Royal Highness Agnetha. Well, when I saw her ducking into the ladies loo, naturally I followed her in. And after she'd finished her business I ducked into the cubicle only to find she'd left me a little gift sitting in the toilet bowl.

Bernadette: What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?

~ Guy Pearce and Terence Stamp in Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)

Delightful Dialogue: Titanic

Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shite.

Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things.

Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.

~ Jason Barry and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic (1997)

Poll Results! Your Favourite Dr. Evil Crew Member!

Aaaaand FAT BASTARD is the winner! Not all that surprising, since he had the most poo jokes. You know you like toilet humour as much as we do, don't lie. For serious though, FB was the best Dr. Evil crew member. He did the most damage, had the best fight scene, and bottom line - he was DEAD SEXY!

Memorable Monologue: Austin Powers in Goldmember

"It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go 'What are they cookin'?' That, plus crap!"

~ Mike Myers as Fat Basterd in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Quotable Quote: The Hot Chick

"You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis."

~ Rachel McAdams as Jessica in The Hot Chick (2002)

Quotable Quote: Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

~ Gladys O'Connor as the old farm lady in Billy Madison (1995)

Delightful Dialogue: 3 Men and a Baby

Michael: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?

Peter: Beats the shit out of me.

~ Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck in 3 Men and a Baby (1987)

Tantalizing Trivia: Slumdog Millionaire

The feces that covers the young Jamal in Slumdog Millionaire (2008) was made from a mixture of chocolate and peanut butter.

Mmmmm finger lickin' poop.

Delightful Dialogue: Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

~ Christopher McDonald and Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore (1996)

Quotable Quote: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

"I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole."

~ Mike Judge as Beavis in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Delightful Dialogue: Meet Dave

Captain: Lieutenant Bottoms, what is your status?

Lieutenant Bottoms: Captain, we had a small gas leak. It was silent, but not deadly.

~ Eddie Murphy and David Goldsmith in Meet Dave (2008)

Quotable Quote: Just Visiting

[After eating dog food]

"I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow."

~ Christian Clavier as Andre in Just Visiting (2001)

Scintillating Scene: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

This game is funny, but not half as cool as me and Chantale's game called "Connect Farts"... get it? Like Connect Four.. ah nevermind. Hungry Hungry Toilets? Logs and Ladders? Craptionary? Opooration? Monopooly?

Poll Results! You are MOST excited about...

...Tim Burton's ALICE IN WONDERLAND! You might remember we did this poll a few months ago, and the result was the same! You dudes are just as jazzed as we are about this remake! Oooh I get tingly just thinking about Tim Burton projects. Oh and in 3D no less!

I have a mental image of Chanty and me sitting in the theatre, waiting for this baby to begin.

Angie: Uhh... Chanty... I had a little accident.

Chanty: Did you spill your root beer?

Angie: No.

Chanty: *sniff sniff, look of horror on face* You didn't...

Angie: I pooped.

Chanty: *expletive deleted*

Angie: I was just too excited. My bowels let go.

Chanty: Well good thing you wore your Depends, because we're not getting up for anything.

Other movie patrons: *Sniff sniff... angry grumbles... gagging sounds*

(Sorry if my poop jokes offend you. Deal with it.)

Vote on the next poll!

Tempting Trailer: Envy

Vapoorizer. Need I say more? That one word was enough to reel us in. Ok. So we like toilet humour. Sue us.

Jack Black, Ben Stiller and Christopher Walken rocked this comedy for us. It's been a rewatch fo sho!

Scintillating Scene: Krippendorf's Tribe

If you haven't seen Krippendorf's Tribe (1998) you should know going into this clip that not only is this kid's project completely embarrassing in content, but it's complete bullshit. Made up. Fiction. So naturally, Dad - Richard Dreyfuss- is a tad pissed. No pun intended.

Watch for a mini-cameo by a young Mila Kunis.

Scintillating Scene: Dumb & Dumber

Ok, so it's disgusting... so it's completely horrible to watch... so it provokes the gag reflex... but come on. Everyone loves poop jokes. Right?

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Scintillating Scene: Rocket Man

Harland Williams captured our attention in Rocket Man (1997), the loveable Disney sci-fi flop that has turned into a cult favie. Watch him fart up a storm in his space suit. Somehow we feel this is exactly what would happen to US in space... we'd get on everyone's nerves and embarass the crap out of ourselves. But hey, at least it would open up opportunities to make lots of sci-fi film references. And we LIVE for that shite!

Delicious Dinner: The Nutty Professor

Ahhh nothing like relieving your gas at the dinner table. Watch Eddie Murphy get embarassed by Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor (1996).