Monday, November 16, 2009

2012 Reviews!

Well, so far we haven't heard great things about 2012. Chantale and I haven't made it out to theatres yet for it, and after getting some feedback, we're not sure we will. Our two Jonathan's have given their input, and it ain't great!

You're a good Cin-Ob, Jonathan #1. Thanks for staying through the bullshit to be able to report back to us!

Jonathan #2, via text message, tells us:

"Not a movie as much as an MGM studio ride. 2012 is great action, constant crisis after crisis. Family oriented with lots of compassion at moments of chaos = very unrealistic. With millions unable to escape disaster, but let out a whistle and the family dog crosses a tight rope to safety."

The general public is giving the film mixed reviews, but we're swayed by our Cin-Obs. If they say it sucked, then it probably did. Although we tend to enjoy the scary doomsday imagery, regardless of the storyline being crap. Take it for what it is, is what we always say.

Have you seen it and have something to say? We want all perspectives!


The Masked Critic said...

*Wishes I had the ability to send & receive text from Cinima Obsessed.*

Angie said...

*As the Masked Critic writes his comment, Angie and Chantale crouch in the bushes outside his house. Angie holds up binnoculars*

Angie: He's commenting right now! Do you think he knows we're sickly obsessed with him?

Chantale: I think he'd be cool with it.

Chantale said...

Angie! SHHHHHHHH!!! He's gonna hear us! Now give me the binoculars and go set up the voyeur cam outside his bedroom window.

Angie said...

Nightvision or infrared?

Chantale said...

Infrared. I've got plans for nightvision later.

The Masked Critic said...

I'm eerily ok with all of this.

In fact, I welcome it.

JRL said...

So will the infrared footage be downloadable, or streamed?

The Masked Critic said...

I don't want to toot my own horn but *toot toot*

For small monthly fee anyone can find some infrared footage of my in my bedroom online.