Monday, April 25, 2011
Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Ewan McGregor's (aka my husband's) New Disaster Flick:The Impossible
It also stars Naomi Watts, I'm assuming as the wifey. Great, now I have to hate her too. I'm getting exhausted with my jealous hatred of Ewan's leading ladies. Anyways, The Impossible comes out in 2011, and although I get to stare at my fantasy-hubby, probably all wet and sexy and dirty and hero-ish, I might have a hard time with it since I have monthly nightmares about tsunamis and tidal waves. Weird, I know. But what's weirder is that I always survive in my dream, by plugging my nose. It's as easy as that.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Monsters! (but really it's aliens)
I love me a good giant destructive force - such as the building-tramplin' jerk from Cloverfield, or some old fashioned Godzilla. This one will surely make me squirm, and I'll like it.
The film stars Whitney Able and Scoot McNairy. No, I didn't make those names up. Someone out there is actually named Scoot. And since I don't know who these actors are, I will assume you don't know either. So there.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
"Skyline" Increases My Fears of Alien Invasion (but secretly I love it)
Monday, August 9, 2010
I Heart the End of the World...
Once in a while a movie comes along that makes me completely shite my pants. I Am Legend is one of those movies. From the opening scene to the final credits, I was fully enthralled. The concept that the cure for cancer becomes the reason for a deadly outbreak is genius. Sad, but genius.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Memorable Monologue: Titanic
~ Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson in Titanic (1997)
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Colourful Cameo: Motley Crue in Disaster!
Anyway, nobody has heard of the spoof Disaster! (2005) except us, or so I believe. I pulled this one out of a bin for ONE DOLLAR, because I knew it had potential. And it was awesome. The animation is not top-notch, but the humour is raunchy and filthy, with a sex scene that rivals Team America.
So Motley Crue appears throughout this movie in a pointless cameo (vocal cameo I should say, since their stop-motion counterparts are horribly done). With the end of the world coming, the band decides to throw the most bitchin' rock concert ever. Ummm ok.
Check out a clip of their Colourful Cameo that involves toilet humour, booze, and general stupidity.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tantalizing Trivia: Earthquake
In honour of the earthquake that 'rocked' our hometown of Ottawa yesterday, I've prepared some special Tantalizing Trivia for all you Cin-Obs! For realzzz...
Earthquake (1974) was our very first 'disaster' movie ever! We were quite young and it instilled a fear in us of moving ground that has kept us in therapy for years. Ok. Not really, but it did scare the shit outta us in our formative years. The movie starred Charlton Heston and Ava Gardner and a mofo huge dam that collapses in the quake (best scene of the entire movie!)
So here's the triv - On the first day of shooting there was... you guessed it... AN EARTHQUAKE!! Weird right? Well, it gets weirder. Another earthquake struck on the last day of shooting too! What kind of coincidence is that?! Mother Nature was all: "Ok fuckers. You want an earthquake movie? Deal with this!" *Cue earthquake*
If you're into disaster flicks, check it out!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Delightful Dialogue: Deep Impact
Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.
~ Téa Leoni and Maximilian Schell in Deep Impact (1998)
Monday, June 7, 2010
Resident Evil: Afterlife POSTER!
Milla Jovovich with guns. What more could you expect from the poster for the new Resident Evil film? Well, you COULD put her in the pouring rain, all sexy and soaking wet... oh wait, you did! Awesome.
A little zombie action in the poster wouldn't hurt either. Just sayin', the movie IS more than Milla being an action star. Isn't it? ISN'T IT?
Also, this will be in 3D. Nothing like a zombie head exploding in 3 dimensions. GIDDY UP!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Exceptional Escape: 2012
Although we love apocalyptic shite, we thought we might need psychiatric help if we watched this movie. We skipped it in theaters, mostly due to our fear of defecating in public, and opted to rent it months later. Instead of caccing, we were cackling! We laughed for 2 hours and 38 minutes.
This scene was the most memorable of the entire movie. Watch John Cusack drive his family to safety by dodging explosions, collapsing highways and falling cars. He drives them through a building that's in the process of collapsing for EFF-SAKES!
Cusack saves the day... again... and again... and again. They escape without so much as a scratch, over and over. The earth's crust is literally falling away behind the vehicle. We immediately started referencing The Langoliers (1995). If you get the reference, let us just say: Welcome to the Cin-Ob fam!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Scintillating Scene: Titanic
I dunno, but all I can say is this: Everyone knows this scene. I mean EVERYONE. The Pope knows this scene. Nelson Mandela's seen it. The pygmies in Uganda who have never seen a television KNOW this scene.
I used to fantasize about Leo's arms around me, linking his fingies with mine. My fantasies never ended with massive tragedy and ice cold waters. They did however make it as far as the car scene though... Mom - You didn't read that.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Delightful Dialogue: Zombieland
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.
~ Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland (2009)
Friday, November 20, 2009
5 Minutes of 2012!
Monday, November 16, 2009
2012 Reviews!
Well, so far we haven't heard great things about 2012. Chantale and I haven't made it out to theatres yet for it, and after getting some feedback, we're not sure we will. Our two Jonathan's have given their input, and it ain't great!
You're a good Cin-Ob, Jonathan #1. Thanks for staying through the bullshit to be able to report back to us!
Jonathan #2, via text message, tells us:
"Not a movie as much as an MGM studio ride. 2012 is great action, constant crisis after crisis. Family oriented with lots of compassion at moments of chaos = very unrealistic. With millions unable to escape disaster, but let out a whistle and the family dog crosses a tight rope to safety."
The general public is giving the film mixed reviews, but we're swayed by our Cin-Obs. If they say it sucked, then it probably did. Although we tend to enjoy the scary doomsday imagery, regardless of the storyline being crap. Take it for what it is, is what we always say.
Have you seen it and have something to say? We want all perspectives!
Friday, November 6, 2009
Tempting Trailer: The Last Man on Earth
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tasty Tagline: Deep Blue Sea

Monday, October 12, 2009
Delightful Dialogue: Armageddon

Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.





















