Monday, November 9, 2009

Kick Ass!


No, I'm not just excited... that's the title of a new superhero movie! Yeah cuz we need more of those. There certainly aren't enough.

Kick Ass will star (get ready for this) Aaron Johnson (as our hero), Nicolas Cage (as the villain) Chloe Moretz, Mark Strong, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Lyndsy Fonseca, and Yancy Butler.

Wooowww... aside from like TWO names, we don't know any of these people. Maybe you do, but for the most part, they ain't big names.

This movie is based on a comic book of the same name (sigh) about a lonely teenager who decides to become a superhero. DAAAMNN I didn't realize you could just DECIDE to become a superhero... I woulda done it long ago...

I will now be known as.... CINE-GIRL! FIGHTING CRIME BY THROWING POPCORN KERNALS IN YOUR EYES!

Get your cape and mask on, April 16, 2010.


4 comments:

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Chloe Moretz plays an evil assasin, sounds fun.

The Masked Critic said...

I've never dated a superhero before....

Angie said...

It can be a tough life... you wake up in the middle of the night and I'm not there, you find utility belts all over the place, you get strange phone calls from super-villains that just go "Mua ha ha ha!" and hang up...

The Masked Critic said...

Well that sure beats *heavy breathing* Hang up.