I'm Robert Pattinson!

SWOOOOOON!!!! OMG the little bowl-headed boy is actually sparkly vampire hottie-pants, Robert Pattinson! I guess he let his hair get a little out of control as the years passed. But that's ok.

We can't believe it!! Where are all the Twilight fans?! So it seems we don't have a Cin-Ob Supreme this week... bummer. Angie - what do we do? Ok, I know.

The first Cin-Ob to tell us Rob's b-day gets the prize. Google folks. Let's have it!