Thursday, February 25, 2010

Delightful Dialogue: Shallow Hal

Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?

~ Jack Black and Tony Robbins in Shallow Hal (2001)

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