Friday, April 9, 2010

Who doesn't love BUTTER?

Mmmmmmm.... BUTTER! K-Hud  and J-Gar (My new names for Kate Hudson and Jennifer Garner) are set to star in this upcoming comedy that is sure to melt in our mouths. Get ready to sava the flava of Butter... Ok, my food analogies are getting weird. Now I'm hungry. Great.

Plot! Plot! Plot! Here's what IMDB is reporting:

A comedy set in the Midwest U.S., where an adopted girl discovers her talent for butter carving and finds herself pitted against an ambitious local woman in their town's annual contest.

So far, it looks like Kate will play the adopted girl who discovers her amazing butter carving talent, Garner will play Kate's major competition, and watch out for Jim Carrey as Garner's husband. He is a former competitor who has collected many a butter trophy and sounds like a massive D-BAG. Should be great.

The butter carving is a real thing. You might all be shouting angrily at your computer screens right now: "You silly girl!! Everyone knows people carve masterpieces out of butter!" Well, what can I say? I had no idea this art form existed.

Of course I start the Google search for butter carvings. But not just any old butter carvings. I don't care about butter flowers or butter animals. I want butter movie magic. I found it. If ever there was a Hollywood icon I would love to see immortalized (or however long butter lasts in statue form)... I found her.

Look for this sure-to-be-delicious flick in 2012... So long as the earth's crust doesn't shift and the human race is wiped off the face of the earth.

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