Delightful Dialogue: Cop Out

Paul Hodges: You know what today represents? Nine Jim. Nine years me and you been together. *Nine* we been main shit stains. I know some dogs that don't even live to be nine. You're lucky if you get seven years out of a Great Dane. But me and you been puttin' it together for nine... [whips out a card] Happy anniversary Jim.

Jimmy Monroe: I don't celebrate anniversaries.

Paul Hodges: Jim, open it up. I wanna see the expression on your face.

Jimmy Monroe: You wanna see the expression on my face? The expression you're gonna see on my face is "f*ck you".

~ Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis in Cop Out (2010)