Memborable Monologue: Step Brothers

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop"... but he didn't really say that... he said "Stop being a f**king dinosaur and get a job".

-Richard Jenkins as Dr. Robert Doback in Step Brothers (2008)