Stills from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

This just in! The poster for the new film, due in theatres next Spring, and some stills from the movie!

We're sorry, but Gyllie just looks like a white guy in a Halloween costume. Hope his performance is good, so we can overlook the bizarre casting choice.

Well, at least he got buff for it.

Still not as believable as some of our casting choices. But what can we say... we're talented, and the sooner Hollywood learns this, the better for everyone. Jokes, jokes.

But seriously... we accept all offers. Anyone?