Mean Girls 2

Uuugghhhh.... release this shite straight to DVD, please. Don't waste our time.

This is bad... very bad...

Mean Girls (2004) was a surprise hit, but we think it should stand by itself. It has a very high probability of becoming just like Bring It On, Bring It On Again, Keep Bringing It, It's Still Being Brought, and Don't Stop Bringin' It. Or whatever they're called. But they just keep coming.

Mean Girls has the potential to keep on producing, with the idea of every new school year there's a group of biyatches making everyone's lives hell, and some new girl who infiltrates the clique and sabbotages.

Oh Paramount Pictures... please don't go there.

The bad news is that Mean Girls 2 is being planned, with Shenae Grimes and... and... we can hardly say it... Jamie Lynn Spears. NOOOOO!!!

At the very least, to salvage this terrible gag-provoking idea, they should get Loca Lohan back. I mean, it's not like she's busy working. She sure as hell doesn't have any other projects going on... she might as well reprise a role that she did well in.

Hell, the studio could even pay her in cocaine and leggings.