Saw VI - New Teaser!

Well Jigaw is back... somehow. We haven't seen Saw V yet, so we're lagging a little. But either way, we're mighty-excitey to get caught up and see the new movie!

Coming October 23rd, audiences will finally find out what the hell Jiggy's been up to all this time... what his final plan was all along. We're also gonna find out the identities of his accomplices.

We're also sure there's gonna be some sick new contraptions that rip people apart in disgusting, horrific ways. *gag* WE CAN'T WAIT!

It takes an effed up mind to come up with that stuff.

So here's our idea:

A man is tied down to a table, all four limbs spread, attached to cables hooked up to a large wheel. Above his head hangs a metal ball with spikes sticking out of it. Just in reach of his head. Beside his face is a small scale.

A voice tells him that he must chew the metal ball and knock out his own teeth, spitting them into the scale, which is set to measure the exact weight of all his teeth. Only when the scale reaches the right weight will the machine be deactivated. If he can't pop out his teeth, the wheel will turn, slowly tearing his limbs from his body.

Make your choice. Live or die.

MUA HA HA HA HA!

(I'm scared I might need therapy after that)