Sunday, August 2, 2009

Tooth Fairy

Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne.... you're at it again. Will your filmography contain nothing but Disney family films? It's ok, we're fine with it... for now. But we really wanna see you get down and dirty again. Be a man. Not some actor that soccer mom's love. Say the F word. Come ooonnnn....

Anyways, Dwayne will be starring in the 2010 film Tooth Fairy, and we gotta say, we enjoy this concept a lot. *Sigh*

Dwayney-poo stars as a hockey player who is known to knock people's teeth out. To mend his ways, and by some magical force, Dwayne is sentenced to spend two weeks as the REAL tooth fairy. And we bet he learns some lessons about sensitivity, love, and compassion. And probably makes friends with some kids, as Dwayne's characters usually do.

Now we're willing to watch this movie for a few reasons. 1) Unforunately we like The Rock's movie career so far... 2) Julie Andrews is also in this movie... 3) So is Billy Crystal.

If people like that signed on, this could be a goodie. We're ready and willing for pretty much anything, so bring it on Hollywood!


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