WE... ARE... IMMORTAL!!! (until Wikipedia deletes us)

So we thought, "Hey... if everyone who ever started a band gets to be on the wikipedia page for our high school, SO DO WE!"

You're damn right, we're notable alumni! So notable, in fact, that we have external references and everything. I mean come on... didn't you see us in the local paper? We're like totally HUGE 'round these parts! (Sorry, we're promotion sloots.)

Now all we have to do is get into the dictionary, then we're set.