I have a mental image of Chanty and me sitting in the theatre, waiting for this baby to begin.
Angie: Uhh... Chanty... I had a little accident.
Chanty: Did you spill your root beer?
Angie: No.
Chanty: *sniff sniff, look of horror on face* You didn't...
Angie: I pooped.
Chanty: *expletive deleted*
Angie: I was just too excited. My bowels let go.
Chanty: Well good thing you wore your Depends, because we're not getting up for anything.
Other movie patrons: *Sniff sniff... angry grumbles... gagging sounds*
(Sorry if my poop jokes offend you. Deal with it.)
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2 comments:
Anyone else thing that Johnny Deep as the Mad Hatter looks Alot like Elijah Wood?
You're not the only one! Check it out:
http://totallylookslike.com/2010/01/19/tim-burtons-mad-hatter-totally-looks-like-elijah-wood/
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