Monday, March 22, 2010


The upcoming comedy, Cyrus, will star John C. Reilly as the stepdad and Jonah Hill as the stepson.

Oh sweet lord, you just KNOW these two will have great onsceen chemistry!!!

John thinks he's found the perfect woman in Molly (Marisa Tomei), until he meets her son - Cyrus.

I'm sure there will be plenty of hyjinxes and shenaynaroos (that's Cin-Ob Speak for shenanigans... get with it).

Ok let me make some predictions:

1) John meets Cyrus and does his best to get along with him, regardless of Cyrus' childlike tendancies and anti-stepdad jealousies
2) Surely Cyrus will be completely socially inept
3) John starts seeing Cyrus as a giant cock-block (Sorry Chanty, I said cock)
4) The tensions between the two start rising, which in turn starts negatively affecting John's relatinonship with Molly
5) The two decide to be buds for Mom's sake
6) John teaches Cyrus to be a fully functional adult and happy happy ending.

Tell me that's not completely probable. It so is. I'm such a winner.

PS - John C. Reilly + Marisa Tomei = realistic couple?

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