Friday, April 30, 2010

Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex!

Coming soon is Jonah Hex, a horror western (huh?) starring Josh Brolin as the title character - a scarred bounty hunter fighting for his freedom from the warrants out on him.

Comic book fans might know this franchise already, as it's all part of the DC universe.

In the film, Hex is tapped by the US military to catch an evil terrorist (played by John Malkovich) who plans to unleash hell on Earth. Ooohhh! And when we say evil we don't mean "you're a bad bad man" kinda evil... we mean DEMONIC evil. Cuz yeah... it's a horror film.

Megan Fox stars as a whore. No, literally. She plays Leila, a gun-slingin' ol' west harlett, and also the love interest. A little young for Brolin's love interest, dontcha think? Kind of strikes me as a sad attempt to cash in on her fleeting popularity as a "hot chick."

Studio Exec:      Who's really hot right now?

Producer:          That chick from Transformers.

Studio Excec:     Can she act?

Producer:            Irrelevant, sir. She'll look good in hooker outfits.

Studio Exec:       Get her agent on the phone.

Anyways, Jonah Hex comes to theatres June 18th,

1 comment:

KeLLy aNN said...

I heart Josh Brolin....all the way back when he was a Young Rider!