Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Memorable Monologue: Austin Powers in Goldmember

"It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go 'What are they cookin'?' That, plus crap!"

~ Mike Myers as Fat Basterd in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

1 comment:

KeLLy aNN said...

This is BY FAR, the BEST character Meyers has ever come up with!!!

get in myyyyyyyyy belly!