Friday, January 14, 2011

Criminal Empire for Dummies... Cin-Obs Prepare for a Lesson in Crime!

A charismatic young man offers eleven easy lessons on how to start your own criminal empire from scratch. IMDB

OOohh la la! I like the sound of this one. Charismatic young men + criminal activity = Awesome! Ok, but seriously, I am truly hoping this flick is in the style of Two Can Play That Game (2001). Vivica Fox talks to the audience the entire time, giving step by step instructions on how to test and keep your man (who you suspect might be creepin').

Gary Oldman, Malin Akerman, Milo Ventimiglia (Rocky Balboa jr.), Michael Clarke Duncan (atta boy), and Harvey Keitel will all star in this upcoming crime-drama-comedy (?)... Good cast, right? And if we're goin' gansta/criminal, who better than Harvey Keitel to star? Which begs the question - where the hell is Ray Liotta?

No trailers, and not a whole lotta promo stuff out there, but rest assured, we will keep you posted!

Thoughts? Anyone else excited to learn how to build your own criminal empire?


The Masked Critic said...

This can't be right.

An original idea from Hollywood?

Powdered Toast Man said...

sounds interesting. What the hell has Harvey Keitel up to nowadays. He was in Nat'l Treasure and did a voice over in Inglourious Basterds but besides those I haven't seen much of him.