Bernadette: What's this?
Felicia: That, my darling, is my most treasured posession in the whole wide world.
Bernadette: What is it?
Felicia: Well, a few years ago I went on a pilgrimmage backstage to an ABBA concert, hoping to grab an audience with her Royal Highness Agnetha. Well, when I saw her ducking into the ladies loo, naturally I followed her in. And after she'd finished her business I ducked into the cubicle only to find she'd left me a little gift sitting in the toilet bowl.
Bernadette: What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?
~ Guy Pearce and Terence Stamp in Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)