Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Mission Impossible 4

Tom "Beam Me Up" Cruise will be coming back to the Mission Impossible franchise. In the fourth installment of the series, Ethan Hunt will jump many a couch to defeat the bad guys.

J.J. Abrams, director of Mission Impossible 3 and the new Star Trek film, has signed on to direct this sure-fire blockbuster that gets terrible reviews.

Tommy-boy is doing what any dwindling star does... revert back to something that gave them success... which actually just makes anyone with a brain go "uuuuggghhhh..."

Getting desperate, Cruiser? Didn't anyone tell you that NOBODY liked Valkyrie? Oh right... they probably did, which is why you're beating a dead horse with Mish 4.

We gotta say... we hearted him a lot as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder. Maybe there's an untapped comedic talent hidden somewhere in his creepy exterior.

Actually, it doesn't matter if he's trying to be funny, because we're usually laughing at him anyway.

1 comment:

JRL said...

Oh Oh, i hope he runs in this movie! Nothing like a good Tom Cruise running scene! (You think he gets paid by the meter?)
Also Valkyrie wasn't THAT bad... i mean it wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible; i mean i actually almost thought about contemplating believing that Tom Cruise was actually a Nazi.