Wall Street 2

It only took 23 years for this sequel, but it has arrived.

Yes - it's Wall Street 2.

Here's the conversation that went down in the studio exec's office:

Exec: Mr. Douglas, to be honest, we have no new ideas. Nobody does.

Michael Douglas: That's ok, let's just ruin something that was great. Wall Street.
Exec: Deal.
Douglas: Does Darryl Hannah have to come back?
Exec: We're not making a horror film here...

Anyways, Wall Street 2 is set in June 2008, and Gordon Gekko (Douglas) has just been released from his 20 year stint in prison. He tries to warn stock traders about the federal bail-out, recession, and general crap turn the economy is about to take.

Shia LaBeouf and Josh Brolin will also star. We enjoy.

This will be director Oliver Stone's first sequel ever. Wow, times are tough.