Memorable Monologue: A Very Brady Sequel

"Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do."

~ Gary Cole as Mike Brady in A Very Brady Sequel (1996)