Magical Montage: Team America: World Police

We need a MONTAGE! With every clip we show a little improvement!

This movie was fan-friggin-tastically hilarious. AND with a political message. And we're ALL ABOUT politics. Ok, not really, but we still enjoyed "MATT DAMON!"

This montage is the epitome of all montages. The montage to end all montages. You get the point. So enjoy the awesomeness of this clip from Team America: World Police (2004), our most favourite of all marionette movies. So what if it's the only marionette movie we know... it's still the best.

Magical Montage: Sex and the City

Awww... this scene from Sex and the City (2008) brought a tear to my eye. You see? I'm not always a romance-hating bitter betty. Most of the time yes, but not this time!

I truly appreciate wedding scenes in movies, especially when they coincide with a Magical Montage such as this. Oh oh AND it's a photo shoot. AND designer dresses. Doesn't get much better than this...

Magical Montage: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Beware... this montage is NOT for the faint of heart. Don't watch at work. Unless you make porn for a living. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In honour of this post, we thought we'd share our porn names with you all. Using the classic formula, our names are:

Angie - ChiChi Cattail
Chantale - Papi Jeanne D'Arc

Magical Montage: The Sweetest Thing

Yes, The Sweetest Thing (2002) was the ultimate chick flick. Pretty much not a damn thing in the 88 minutes for a man to enjoy (maybe Cameron Diaz in her granny panties? If you're into that sorta thing).

But I don't see how anyone could possibly not enjoy this Magical Montage! It's all movie related! Can you name all the movie referneces the gals make with their outfits?

Magical Montage: Elf

Christmas is over. So sad.

But the holiday spirit is still with us and we want to share it with all you Cin-Obs!

Watch Buddy discover the magic of New York City in this Magical Montage!

Magical Montage: Christmas is-a-Comin'!

We're Christmas junkies. We fa-la-la the shiznit outta this particular holiday. Our Christmas tree was up mid-November. Don't judge us.

And so, in honour of this festive season, we present you with a Magical Montage of some very memorable Christmas flicks!

Slow Clap for TheGreatAmericanXmas for compiling these gems into one very enjoyable montage!

Magical Montage: Chocolat

Chocolat (2000) didn't just make me wanna eat chocolate. Oh no no no... it made me want to live in provincial France, open a chocolate store, teach people how to make chocolate, make friends with gypsies/pirates, etc. I'm so impressionable...

Magical Montage: The Sweetest Thing

Ooooh!! A Mad Makeover/Dazzling Dance/Magical Montage! It's not often a scene contains so many of our favie elements! And what's even better is that this movie scene makes reference to some of our most treasured gems! Take it away Cameron and Christina!

Magical Montage: Wedding Crashers

Yes folks, we found another Magical Montage! Wedding Crashers gives us Owen and Vince as womanizing wedding go-ers.

We're thinking about getting into the crashin' biz.

*Angie frantically grabs the newspaper to check the 'Announcements' section and orders Chantale to run out and buy some satin pumps*

Magical Montage: Great Balls of Fire

Now this is a greeeeaaaat montage! The audience gets to watch Jerry Lee Lewis climb the charts while falling in love with his thirteen year old cousin (once removed) - eeek!

Oh Dennis Quaid... you made us wish you'd mouth the words "I love you" to US in the crowd.

*Swoooooon*

Damn you Winona...

Anyways, fabulous movie...fabulous soundtrack! Here's a taste...

Magical Montage: Marie Antoinette

We heart this movie a lot lot lot. Sofia Coppola is brillz, throwing in modern music with such classic imagery. Check out the blue sneakers she snuck into the scene at the 10 second mark. A lot of people think this is a movie mistake, but no no no - Sofia's smarter than that. It was her nod to the modern world, her way to make it slightly edgier, like she did with the choice of soundtrack.

This scene's got it all - indulging in champagne, shoes, desserts, gambling, clothes, ridiculous hairstyles and little French dogs! Oui, c'est Marie Antoinette!

Magical Montage: Rocky IV

It doesn't get any more magical than this... the epitome of movie montages (or at least one of them)... Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you... Rocky IV.



See also: Magical Montage: Footloose

Magical Montage: Footloose

Ahhh Kevin Bacon... your angry dance will live on forever in our CinemaObsessed hearts!