Quotable Quote: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in."

~ Kate Winslet as Clementine in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 

Quotable Quote: Stir Of Echoes

"I didn't marry you 'cause you were going to be famous.
I liked the way your ass looked in jeans."

~ Kathryn Erbe as Maggie Witzky in Stir Of Echoes (1999)

Quotable Quote: Source Code

"This is not time travel. This is time re-assignment."

~ Jeffrey Wright as Dr. Rutledge in Source Code (2011)

Quotable Quote: Doctor Dolittle

"I speak over two thousand languages, including Dodo and Unicorn. I had a classical education."

~ Ginny Tyler as the voice of Polynesia the Parrot in Doctor Dolittle (1967)

Quotable Quote: Zoolander

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

~ Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in Zoolander (2001)

Quotable Quote: The Royal Tenenbaums

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

~ Gene Hackman as Royal Tenenbaum in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) 

Quotable Quote: Beverly Hills Chihuahua

"We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!"

~ George Lopez as Papi in Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

Quotable Quote: The Last Time I Saw Paris

"I'm sick to death of death. I want to enjoy things, have fun, live every day like it's the last day. Wouldn't that be nice, a lifetime full of last days?"

~ Elizabeth Taylor as Helen Ellswirth in The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954)

Quotable Quote: The Kids Are All Right

"It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder."

~ Mark Ruffalo as Paul in The Kids Are All Right (2010)

Quotable Quote: Sister Act

"Expectum. Espertum. Ca coomb. Too Too. Eplubium. Amen."

~ Whoopi Goldberg as Deloris Van Cartier/Sister Mary Clarence

Quotable Quote: See No Evil, Hear No Evil

 "I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt."

~ Richard Pryor as Wallace 'Wally' Karue in See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Quotable Quote: Beverly Hills Ninja

"Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?"

~ Will Sasso as Chet Walters in Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Quotable Quote: Phantom of the Paradise

"I have been in this business a long time. Now, if I don't want to do a show, it's not because I got stage fright. It's because some creature from beyond doesn't want me to do the show."

~ Gerrit Graham as Beef in Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Quotable Quote: Field of Dreams

"This is my most special place in all the world, Ray. Once a place touches you like this, the wind nevers blows so cold again. You feel for it, like it was your child."

~ Burt Lancaster as Dr. Archibald 'Moonlight' Graham in Field of Dreams (1989)

Quotable Quote: The First Wives Club

"You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!"

~ Goldie Hawn as Elise in The First Wives Club (1996)

Quotable Quote: Mr. Deeds

"I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me."

~ Steve Buscemi as Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds (2002) 

Quotable Quote: Heavyweights

"Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."

~ Ben Stiller as Tony Perkis in Heavyweights (1995)

100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes

After bringing you some of the greatest disses, yo mommas, eff yous, and you ain't all that and a bag 'a chips, here's something at the other end of the spectrum. CHEEEESE! You all know how much we love cheesey corny lovey dovey gooey stupid crap. Some of this isn't so much romantic-cheese as terrible-writing-cheese, but it's still super fun to watch.

Granted, some of these aren't fromage-ridden in their content, but they just suffer from bad acting. *cough cough Anakin Skywalker cough cough ahem...*

Do you agree with these? Disagree with any of these?

Quotable Quote: The Beverly Hillbillies

"I reckon you done what you done because you didn't know we was who we was. And if we hadn't been who we was, we'd have still been much obliged for you to have done what you done."

~ Jim Varney as Jed Clampett in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)

Quotable Quote: 27 Dresses

"What color is that - vomit?"

~ James Marsden as Kevin in 27 Dresses (2008)