Reminder - TAGLINES: Take Two!

Oops! This one fell by the wayside, but we DID get two submissions, so let's keep it going! Come on, Cin-Obs, just give us a few more so we can put up a good selection for voting.

Give us your original tagline for Dumb and Dumber (1994)! The winning tagline gets inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

Reminder! TAGLINES: Take Two!

Hey y'all. Just a reminder to submit your alternate tagline for this 90s comedy gem! All submissions will go up for voting to induct a new Cin-Ob into the Tagline Hall of Fame! HUZZAH!

TAGLINES: Take Two! Winner and New Assignment!

And the winning alternative tagline for Kramer vs Kramer (1979) is:

What happens when an autistic, orphan-stabbing crossdresser fights for custody against a cold fashion executive connected with infanticide in the Australian outback? Young Billy Kramer is about to find out.

Submitted by GRUMP from THE GRUMPY OLD MAN!

Good one, Grump! You've now been inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

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And your new assigment is....

Give us your original, creative alternate taglines for this comedy to get yourself

into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

Submissions all week, and voting next week!

VOTING TIME for TAGLINES: Take Two!

Ok, the poll is up! Vote now for the best alternative tagline for Kramer vs Kramer (1979)!

Your submissions are:

What could go wrong?

What happens when an autistic, orphan-stabbing crossdresser fights for custody against a cold fashion executive connected with infanticide in the Australian outback? Young Billy Kramer is about to find out.

 

If you watch this movie, Hoffman promises to have relationship trouble in all of his future movies!

It's not what it looks like.

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Now get voting! The poll is up over on the right! Induct someone into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

TAGLINES: Take Two! Don't forget!

Just a reminder to submit your one-of-a-kind, original, hilarious, thought-provoking, deep, meaningful, insightful alternative tagline for Kramer vs Kramer (1979). Ok, I didn't mean to put that much pressure on you, but I know how talented you are. We've got two submissions at the moment, let's get it up to five! The Cin-Obs will vote to induct you into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

TAGLINES: Take Two! Winner and New Assignment!

It's a tie! Wowza, the Cin-Obs can't decide lately! Our last poll was a tie, and now you've decided that both these taglines deserve entry in the Tagline Hall of Fame!

The winners are:

Slavery! Rape! Domestic violence!
Relive the Old South in all it's glory!
Submitted by MovieDrew from Drew's Oscar Project

and

Chauvinism never looked so good!
Submitted by The Vegetable Assassin!

 
Both awesome submissions! But we still appreciate Grump's sideboob joke. Thumbs up!
 

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Your New Assignment:

 

Post your oh-so creative alternative taglines for this film in the comments! All submissions will go up for voting next Monday, and the winner gets inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

A real honour for any Cin-Ob.

Time to Vote for TAGLINES: Take Two!

Here are this week's submissions for TAGLINES: Take Two! Submitted directly from the brilliant amazing sexy Cin-Obs!

Featuring both guy AND girl side/top boob!

Slavery! Rape! Domestic violence!
Relive the Old South in all it's glory!

Chauvinism Never Looked So Good!

All great ones! The poll is now up on the right sidebar, so cast your votes for the newest inductee into the Tagline Hall Of Fame! Winner will be announced on Monday the 23rd, along with your new assignment!

Reminder! TAGLINES: Take Two!

Just a quick reminder to sumbit your tagline for this week's installment of TAGLINES: Take Two! Voting starts soon!

TAGLINES: Take Two! WINNER and New Assignment!

Congrats to Celtaur! Your tagline scored the most votes, as the best alternate tagline for Alien (1979)!

Boy oh boy, are are TOO funny! Your tagline will now be entered into the

Tagline Hall of Fame!

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And now, your new assignment! Give us a new tagline for this classic film!

TAGLINES: Take Two! TIME TO VOTE!

Aiight Cin-Obs, it's that time again! This week saw some amazing submissions for Taglines: Take Two! We asked you all to come up with an alternative tagline for Alien (1979). Here are your submissions:

Stay away from the space spaghetti... it repeats on you something awful.

Based on a true story.

It's not food poisoning... its worse!

Get ready for a rib-popping, face-sucking adventure!

Your Baby is an Alien. Kill it.

In space indigestion can friggin' kill you...

Giving birth hurts. Just ask the appropriately named John Hurt.

Now get over to the right sidebar and cast your vote now!

Remember to submit for TAGLINES: Take Two!

Don't forget to drop a comment here and submit your alternate tagline for Alien (1979)! Use your imagination! What about this movie stuck with you? What defines this movie in your eyes?

All submissions go up for voting on Monday morning, and the tagline with the most votes gets inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame! Trust me, this is where you wanna be. You'll be famous.

TAGLINES: Take Two! Winner and New Assignment!

The Cin-Obs have voted, and decided that the best original, new, alternate, amazing tagline for Pretty Woman (1990) was submitted by JRL from Mind Won't Stop!

Buy 1 week, get 51 free.

JayJay, you so clever! I get it. I really do. Took me a second, but then I got it. *Angie looks at a calender* Yes, I totally get it.

Mad props to the other submissions because they were all totally hilar. You Cin-Obs are so darn creative, it makes me teary-eyed with pride.

So JRL, you are no inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame! You will like totally go down in history now. Fo sheez.

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Get ready, because here comes your new assignment, ladies and gents!

For all you newbies, here's how it works --- we give ya a film, and you come up with your own tagline for it! Be creative! Show off your sick skills with a wicked new tagline. Oh sorry, I had an attack of douchebaggery. Just submit your new tagline for Alien (1979) in the comments, and ALL of them will go up for voting next Monday. Winner becomes the newest inductee into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

TAGLINES: Take Two! TIME TO VOTE!

We're a little late in getting the voting going on our latest installment of this game, but better late than never! We were on vacay... sheesh. Stop badgering me! Jokes.

Voting has begun, so it's up to you, my precious Cin-Obs, to decide the BEST alternate tagline for PRETTY WOMAN!

Buy one week, get 51 free.

You'll get hooked on this movie!

Finally, a film that has the courage to show the life of a prostitute... the way it REALLY is!

These are ALL great, so it should be a close race! Voting is over there on the right!

Reminder! TAGLINES: Take Two!

Don't forget to submit your alternative tagline for
Pretty Woman!

Voting starts soon!

TAGLINES: Take Two! WINNER! And New Assignment!

The votes have been counted and we have a winner! Adam of The Blue Meanies Are Coming has made it into The Tagline Hall of Fame with his submission for Forrest Gump (1994)!

Behold the alternative tagline for Forrest Gump:

Bored of the same old Summer popcorn movies? Here's this Summer's first shrimp-kabob, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich movie!

Congrats Adam! Now Cin-Obs, it's time for your NEW ASSIGNMENT! Submit your alternative taglines in the comments... ready, set, GO!

TAGLINES: Take Two! Time to Vote!

And your options for the alternate tagline for Forrest Gump (1994) are:

Bored of the same old Summer popcorn movies? Here's this Summer's first shrimp-kabob, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich movie!

You'd all do better to be like...


This movie is like a box of chocolate: sweet and enjoyable.
 
Now vote Cin-Obs! The poll is up on the right sidebar! You shall decide the alternative tagline for this 90s gem that will be inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

Reminder! Submit for TAGLINES: Take Two!

Don't forget to submit your alternate tagline for

FORREST GUMP!

All submissions go up for voting on Monday, and the winner gets inducted into the

Tagline Hall of Fame!

TAGLINES: Take Two! WINNER! And New Assignment!

Yeah!! Your assignment was to come up with an alternative tagline for one of the greatest films ever made (it's a fact, look it up). All three submissions were excellent, but the votes are what determine our winner... Congratulations to MovieDrew over at Drew's Oscar Project for the win! HIP HIP HURRAH!!

The new tagline for The Princess Bride (1987):

Action like you've never seen it!

Anybody want a peanut?

Well done Cin-Obs. Well done. Now it is time for your new assignment! This week, we need an alternative tagline for a 90s GEM! Submit your taglines in the comments, and EACH AND EVERY SUBMISSION will go up for voting starting next Monday, June 21st!

Ready?!

GO!!

TAGLINES: Take Two! Time to VOTE!

Huzzah! We have three awesome submissions this week! It's time for all you Cin-Obs to get votin' to determine who will make it into the Tagline Hall of Fame! Here are the alternative taglines for the 1987 masterpiece The Princess Bride:

Want to see this year's most inconceivably brilliant movie? As you wish!

So you're going to skip this movie? Prepare to die.

Action like you've never seen it! Anybody want a peanut?

(Cast your votes in the poll over on the right sidebar!)

Don't forget to submit for TAGLINES: Take Two!

Just a quick reminder about TAGLINES: Take Two!

Submit your alternate tagline for The Princess Bride (1987) in the comments section for the chance to be inducted into the Tagline Hall of Fame!

Voting starts Monday and ALL submissions will be included! Come on... get creative!